Terms of Service The lawyer stuff

  1. By using this site, you agree to hold the creators of this site blameless if you should happen to get any of the following:
    • The vapors
    • The heebie-jeebies
    • The fantods
    • Sick and/or tired
    • Old
    • Caught stealing
    • The jimmy legs
    • Touched by an angel
    • Touched by an uncle
    • Torn between two lovers
    • Vague feelings of disappointment with the way your life turned out
  2. If anything contained in this site causes you to have feelings, you agree to send those feelings to us in a little box tied with a bow. Send them to Marty.
  3. If you would like to contact us, wait until these words come to you in a whisper. Say these words as a prayer, as regret, as praise, say: Lowenstein, Lowenstein.
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